Excavation

AVALANCHES - FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST

Old one, yet awesome. May we have the second album already? Thanks.

Get an Envelope

[When Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore

To Hella With Coachella.

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around." Here's three albums that have been rotating consistently in my head, car, laptop. Keep in mind that last time I was at Coachella I could barely hear Willie Nelson because the Kaiser Chiefs were playing "I Predict A Riot" through huge speakers. This weekend's forecast for Indio: "I Predict Some Heatstroke".
Lotus Plaza - Floodlight Collective
This is the guitarist from Deerhunter.


Wavves
This is a dude from San Diego.


Harlem - Free Drugs
These guys rule.

REHEARSING

Sorry for lack of updates. Been rehearsing for the 31st. Stay tuned to that little box on the right.

Kitten Kush.

So, this dude decided to stuff a kitten inside his water bong. He had "done it several times" to chill the kitten out. With all the triumphant declarations of No Child Left Behind, couldn't we just leave this one under a porch and let him out when the stench got too unbearable?

High Class Eats

It seems that the Stouf's is losing its ass with all their "Corner Bistro Panini Marketiano".

Magic Johnson's T.G.I.Fridays

Here's to kicking back some cold ones with your homies.