EASY GUY RELAX

April's Florida Day

2011-04-01T13:28:00.001-07:00

Snaps on Snaps

2011-03-22T09:46:00.001-07:00

Double Dags

2011-03-22T09:37:00.000-07:00

Double Dagger - Vivre Sans Temps Mort from Thrill Jockey Records on Vimeo.

Just copped their new "Masks EP", and revisited this video from their 2009 release, MORE.

Notions & Cannons

2011-03-17T09:28:00.000-07:00

"Notions & Cannons"

King King (POF 2009)

guitar credit: Air Marshall by Erik Slemon

photo credit: Seth Gallagher @ Que Pictures

'Round the Corner

2011-02-08T08:33:00.000-08:00

The Igg

2011-02-01T15:48:00.000-08:00

The Twigg

2011-02-01T15:44:00.000-08:00

Now I'm a Big G

2011-01-17T07:59:00.000-08:00

A LIST (2010)

2011-01-13T09:26:00.000-08:00

BIGGEST SURPRISE
OFF! - First Four EPs

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT
AUTOLUX - Future Perfect

BEST ANIMATED DVD
SUPERJAIL - Season One

BEST CHEESE
PEPPER JACK

BEST TOPPING
PARMESAN

WORST GUY

Ripping and/or Tearing

2010-08-22T12:02:00.000-07:00

Blech

3 Albums. 2 Shows. 1 Movie.

2010-07-09T10:45:00.000-07:00

Ty Segall - Melted
SF psych pop

Foxes In Fiction - Swung From The Branches
FFO Atlas Sound

Ducktails - Landscapes
Chillwave, beach, guitar

LOUIE
(Tuesdays, FX)
- Writer/Director/Actor/Editor, here's to hoping the second time's a charm.

PARTY DOWN Season 2
STARZ & NETFLIX Watch Instantly
- Jane Lynch replaced by Megan Mullally. Behold the return of Steve Guttenberg.

JUMPIN' JACK FLASH (1986) HBOComedy
-" Terry Doolittle: Dogs barking, can't fly without umbrella. "

Slow Motion

2010-02-20T15:07:00.000-08:00

The looped, slow-motion face plant in all of its glory.

THE PHANTOM MENACE: 7 Part Review

2010-02-12T13:52:00.000-08:00

Here is the first installment of a seven-part series shredding the movie "The Phantom Menace". Simply incredible.

Welcome Back Jean Paul Kottier

2010-02-10T12:03:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the absence, been busy growing facial hair. Now for the updates:

THESE ARMS ARE SNAKES NO LONGER
2002 - 2009

Steve, Chris, Ryan, and Brian have decided to hang up their slithery selves.
No word on each member's next move, but they posted this concise farewell on their site:

" It's with a heavy heart we tell you that These Arms Are Snakes is no more. It's been a great run and we'd like to send out a very hearty "Thank You" to everyone that we've worked with or anyone that we've toured with; anyone that lent us a floor, towed our van and/or trailer, lent a van, given us a listen, downloaded our records prior to their coming out, bought our shit, or asked us where our band name came from; everyone who cooked us food, made habanero-infused tequila, had a safety meeting with us, let Steve gyrate all over you, had to live with any of us, made us pay shitloads of money to get off your punk label, got us into LOST, found Steve drunkenly wandering the streets of Tokyo alone, played Madlibs in the van (plural nouns), lost money promoting one of our shows, took Chris to the hospital, put up with our drunken sorry asses, got into a fight with us, etc. etc.

This band could not have been possible without all of you. We sincerely thank you.

Much love,

TAAS "

Brian still plays bass for Russian Circles.

Robert Loggia

2009-12-12T21:09:00.000-08:00

Welcome back.

Type A Personality? I am not.

2009-09-18T16:13:00.001-07:00

Dating Montage
Uploaded by smithy00101. - Arts and animation videos.

Single?

'REA-lity

2009-09-16T15:44:00.000-07:00

disfrute.

Excavation

2009-07-28T13:36:00.000-07:00

AVALANCHES - FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST

2009-07-22T12:27:00.000-07:00

Old one, yet awesome. May we have the second album already? Thanks.

Get an Envelope

2009-05-06T10:16:00.001-07:00

[When Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore

To Hella With Coachella.

2009-04-17T15:43:00.000-07:00

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around." Here's three albums that have been rotating consistently in my head, car, laptop. Keep in mind that last time I was at Coachella I could barely hear Willie Nelson because the Kaiser Chiefs were playing "I Predict A Riot" through huge speakers. This weekend's forecast for Indio: "I Predict Some Heatstroke".
Lotus Plaza - Floodlight Collective
This is the guitarist from Deerhunter.

Wavves
This is a dude from San Diego.

Harlem - Free Drugs
These guys rule.

REHEARSING

2009-03-20T15:03:00.001-07:00

Sorry for lack of updates. Been rehearsing for the 31st. Stay tuned to that little box on the right.

Kitten Kush.

2009-03-04T20:05:00.000-08:00

So, this dude decided to stuff a kitten inside his water bong. He had "done it several times" to chill the kitten out. With all the triumphant declarations of No Child Left Behind, couldn't we just leave this one under a porch and let him out when the stench got too unbearable?

High Class Eats

2009-03-02T16:06:00.000-08:00

It seems that the Stouf's is losing its ass with all their "Corner Bistro Panini Marketiano".

Magic Johnson's T.G.I.Fridays

2009-02-27T15:06:00.000-08:00

Here's to kicking back some cold ones with your homies.

RANCOR.

2009-02-22T13:25:00.001-08:00

Sometimes you just feel trapped.

Suddenly, I had a shooting pain in my right arm...

2009-02-20T12:40:00.000-08:00

I am a big fan of grilled cheese. These user-submitted junk food masterpieces will either make you drool or turn your stomach. Anyhow, they are a testament to all things stacked bigger, gooier, and more bacon-y.
THIS IS WHY YOURE FAT

- Kudos (Bar, bacon-wrapped and deep fried to Soren for the heads up)

Yep. It is.

2009-02-11T14:15:00.000-08:00

feel free to comment.

ROCK YOU MENTALLY

2009-02-11T13:00:00.000-08:00

18 Definitive Rockumentaries
(ScreenJunkies)

Claude Stewart: White Comic Off of Leash

2009-02-10T15:27:00.000-08:00

Tie a napkin around your face and feast your eyeballs on this fine specimen of the American stage.

Tell it like it is (written in "Four Minute Sets for Culturally Diverse Audiences")

I Told You It Looked Like Her

2009-02-04T13:49:00.000-08:00

(L) Seinfeld Episode 127, airing 1/26/1996

(R) Los Angeles Thai Restaurant, eating 12/19/2008

BLOOMIN' GOLDBLUM

2009-02-04T11:59:00.001-08:00

15 Weirdest Jeff Goldblum Moments (SCREENJUNKIES.com)

"Thar' He Blows"

2008-12-10T15:42:00.000-08:00

THE BREW TUBE

2008-11-30T22:05:00.000-08:00

9 TV BEERS (SCREENJUNKIES.COM)

LATE NIGHT WANK LESSON

2008-11-24T17:04:00.000-08:00

12 SEX TIPS FROM LATE NIGHT PROGRAMMING

ALL OUT OF THE BENJAMINS BABY

2008-11-21T16:50:00.001-08:00

Ben Franklin invented bifocals, the lightning rod, flexible urinary catheter, and the Outdoor Pouty Face.

DYSLEXIC BURGERHAM

2008-11-19T18:11:00.000-08:00

BELUSHI SUSHI: Chopped Career Roll

2008-11-17T20:35:00.000-08:00

LINK TO SCREENJUNKIES ARTICLE

Dead Fish Handshake

2008-11-13T16:33:00.000-08:00

"Bill, there's no need to explain. I squashed whatever beef we may have had with our man J here. Should we order Cantonese?"

Work In Progress

2008-11-12T20:01:00.000-08:00

Armed with detailed blueprints and a sturdy crew, Glossover Construction is able to mask virtually any eye-sore.

Wheelchair Booster

2008-11-12T19:13:00.000-08:00

The surge of budding concert photographers has raised the bar of snapshot and told limits to fuck off.

ONE PUMPED AIRBRUSHER

2008-10-24T12:44:00.001-07:00

This is a sweet shirt.