Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Get an Envelope

[When Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore

Friday, April 17, 2009

To Hella With Coachella.

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around." Here's three albums that have been rotating consistently in my head, car, laptop. Keep in mind that last time I was at Coachella I could barely hear Willie Nelson because the Kaiser Chiefs were playing "I Predict A Riot" through huge speakers. This weekend's forecast for Indio: "I Predict Some Heatstroke".
Lotus Plaza - Floodlight Collective
This is the guitarist from Deerhunter.

This is a dude from San Diego.

Harlem - Free Drugs
These guys rule.

Friday, March 20, 2009


Sorry for lack of updates. Been rehearsing for the 31st. Stay tuned to that little box on the right.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Kitten Kush.

So, this dude decided to stuff a kitten inside his water bong. He had "done it several times" to chill the kitten out. With all the triumphant declarations of No Child Left Behind, couldn't we just leave this one under a porch and let him out when the stench got too unbearable?

Monday, March 2, 2009

High Class Eats

It seems that the Stouf's is losing its ass with all their "Corner Bistro Panini Marketiano".

Friday, February 27, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

Suddenly, I had a shooting pain in my right arm...

I am a big fan of grilled cheese. These user-submitted junk food masterpieces will either make you drool or turn your stomach. Anyhow, they are a testament to all things stacked bigger, gooier, and more bacon-y.

- Kudos (Bar, bacon-wrapped and deep fried to Soren for the heads up)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Claude Stewart: White Comic Off of Leash

Tie a napkin around your face and feast your eyeballs on this fine specimen of the American stage.
Tell it like it is (written in "Four Minute Sets for Culturally Diverse Audiences")